Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How did the girl die? 25.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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