- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Santa isn't real

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

hi mom

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

my gramma died

Me Neither.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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