a horse nibbled a baby

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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