- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

canadians

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

ugh good riddance

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

mc hammers income.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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