A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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the WNBA

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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TELL

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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