WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Mark Wilson

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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