What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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