Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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this is not a joke. jks

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hi

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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This one sucks!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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