- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Yo mama's fat.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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