how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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