NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

bacon

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

knock knock how there me ok come in

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Donkey lips

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

This is a joke setup.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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