Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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WNBA

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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