- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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