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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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