- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

troll----> hahaha---->

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Chicken

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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