Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Whats white and sticky fluff

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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