- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

I'm off to my tank guys!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

lol

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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