What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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raping black women

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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knock knock get lost!

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Bean.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Anti Joke

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