- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

WNBA

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Are you Drew?

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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