- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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