Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

a man is running away

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

I saw a poor man named rich

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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