- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

a man walks into a prostitute.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

U mad?

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Women's rights.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Woman's rights

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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