- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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