Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Patriarchy.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Needless to say,

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My friend harris is fat.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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