What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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an athiest walks into a church

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DESERT

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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tea with milk?

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Your biggest fan.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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