Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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this girl died

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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