There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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