what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

An atheist walks into a church

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

WNBA

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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