What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Penis

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LOL May Wong

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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