A whale's vagina

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A black man comes home from work.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Do you play piano? No

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Womens rights

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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