-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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