What walks on it's hands My uncle

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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