Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Catholicism.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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men's rights.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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