What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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KKK

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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