Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Dogs

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

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