Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Woman Rights

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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