Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Anti Joke

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