knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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im black

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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