How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Worst joke ever

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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