What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Chicken penis.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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