Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Rick santorum

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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