- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u