- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Win and Beau have no friends

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A man sat on a chair

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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