- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

im watching you..

Dogs in my home.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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