Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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