- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Religion.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Flop dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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