There's my tractor.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Black History Month

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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