planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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you will now laugh.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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