- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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