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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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