- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Bob dole

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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