What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Women's rights

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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