What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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whats a willy? -brock

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Anti Joke

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