- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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