what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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I ponder

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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hey

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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