Why did the man die? He got shot!

Dogs in my home.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Grammer is very important

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Mitt Romney.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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