- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

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