- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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