- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Your mom.