Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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