Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

There's my tractor.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

My pet rock died.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Black History Month

Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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