- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

My life :(

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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