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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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