- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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