- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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