2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Womens rights.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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