Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Hello, nice to meet you.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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