- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A homosexual walks into a church

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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